A Quote Worth Hollering: Seoul Edition, Vol. 1

"Some chick is going to come out of the house dressed like TLC tomorrow." #CrazySexyCool

A Quote Worth Hollering: Second Edition, Vol. 12

"Do you realize I really rolled up at a catholic middle school....like yo, I'm front King Phillip and if you mess with my girl again...I'll cut ya! Ok, maybe not the cut you part. But I know you remember that."

A Quote Worth Hollering: Second Edition, Vol. 11

"I am not friends with anyone who claps when a plane lands."

A Quote Worth Hollering: Second Edition, Vol. 10

"Meanwhile. I'll be reading your blogs while I'm quarantined in my bedroom over the next several days with strep throat. If I had a sex slave this situation wouldn't be so bad (minus the strep throat)."

A Quote Worth Hollering: Second Edition, Vol. 9

"Taylor from Housewives of Beverly Hills claimed her husband, Russell, cursed her out, shoved her, pushed her and pulled at her hair during fights. Taylor always spits out collagen-covered lies, but I still believe her lying ass. Russell is just a bag of gross who probably has chronic coffee breath and doesn't make one sound when he cums (that's the worst). He probably trolls Craigslist looking for phone fucking dates, but when he finally gets one he just breathes really heavy in the phone and asks you to talk about what kind of shampoo you use. Yes, I'm speaking from experience."

A Quote Worth Hollering: Second Edition, Vol. 8

"I thinks that the Braxton family needs to have a interWIGtion. These wigs are sadder than the ending of Imitation of Life. Someone needs to take them wigs out in the back and shoot them."
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A Quote Worth Hollering: 2nd Edition, Vol. 7

"In the Panera parking lot, I just watched an older lady put her husband out of the car and drive away with him yelling behind her, "Come on! Wait! Aww man! Come on, why're you being like that?!" Then he looked at me as I walked by and threw his hands up in the air, still standing in the middle of the street. SMH, not sure what he did, but I'm sure he deserved to be standing there looking stupid. Poor, Fella."

A Quote Worth Hollering: 2nd Edition, Vol. 6

"After class tonight she confessed to me that she was born with a condition that left her totally cross-eyed. She went through almost her entire life feeling somewhat insecure as a result, but managed to focus deeply on developing other personality traits to compensate for it. She went to a good college, graduated as a finance genius, and started a lucrative career in banking in her early 20s. By the time she was 22, she was making a lofty six-figure salary, wearing Chanel like it was H&M, and doing whatever the hell she pleased....but she was still cross-eyed and insecure. At around 22, she also had a boyfriend that looked her squarely in at least one of her eyes and said, 'you should really get that fixed.' So she did."

A Quote Worth Hollering: 2nd Edition, Vol. 5

"Like Charlie Sheen, I too am tired of pretending like I'm not special."

A Quote Worth Hollering: 2nd Edition, Vol. 4

"FAIL. India Arie really sang, 'sometimes I shave my legs, sometimes I don't.' Gunshot! How you gonna uplift women to the 'put it in your mouth' beat? Have a seat m'aam. And while you're sitting, shave them damn legs!"

A Quote Worth Hollering: 2nd Edition, Vol. 3

"Unless it's me. Then you'd better answer that shit. Fah'real!"

A Quote Worth Hollering: 2nd Edition, Vol. 2

"The bump on Eric Willam's head from Basketball Wives is from when they removed his rhino horns."

A Quote Worth Hollering: 2nd Edition, Vol. 1

"People need to stop talking about Jennifer Lopez judging vocals...like there wasn't eight seasons of Paula Abdul."