Thursday, July 28, 2011

Definition of a Man Child

We all heard the term. Probably even had an encounter with one. Or unfortunately, had our fair share of the big babies because we like being a Captain Save A Hoe.

But do you know what it really means?

Man Child - noun. 1. a man child is a fully-grown male that acts like a baby. 2. a man child usually whines, complains, and thinks everything is unfair. 3. a man child is self-absorbed and believes the world revolves around him. 4. man children act like catty ass women. 5. a man child is too self-absorbed to be aware of anyone else around them. 6. a man child needs about the same amount of attention as a needy desperate woman. 7. man children make ridiculous statements to evoke sympathy and babying. ex. - I am so sore. I lost my mojo to go out for the evening. Expected reaction: Oh, no! Please stay up. I'll make it up to you, Sweety! Hang in there, okay? 8. man children in the workplace can be recognized as one who is always complaining about the rules and shows too much emotion. ex. - crying, bitching, and moaning.

Definition in sentences -"He was whining about not being picked up, what a man child!"
"Only a man child asks a group of women to pick him up."
"What a needy little bitch. Where do these man children come from?"

*Please make note of all meanings
**Man children should be avoided at all costs
***This is a public service announcement

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