Saturday, July 30, 2011

A Quote Worth Hollering: Second Edition, Vol. 9



"Taylor from Housewives of Beverly Hills claimed her husband, Russell, cursed her out, shoved her, pushed her and pulled at her hair during fights. Taylor always spits out collagen-covered lies, but I still believe her lying ass. Russell is just a bag of gross who probably has chronic coffee breath and doesn't make one sound when he cums (that's the worst). He probably trolls Craigslist looking for phone fucking dates, but when he finally gets one he just breathes really heavy in the phone and asks you to talk about what kind of shampoo you use. Yes, I'm speaking from experience."

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