Ice T

If you have no idea who Ice T is? You must be living under a lonely rock.

This man has touched upon every role in show biz over a span of 27 years!

He started off in the army...then turned into a real life pimp...dabbled in gang banging...and then decided to be a professional rapper...record producer...screenwriter...actor...and has lent his voice to a couple video games too.

If you don't listen to rap music? Don't feel bad. You may be too young to remember his music.

What you might remember though? Is his role as the cool cop who went undercover to arrest a drug lord in New Jack City. "Rock-a-bye, Baby." Best movie ever!

Nowadays? You can watch him on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Or his reality show Ice Loves Coco which features his six year marriage to his wife who seems pretty down-to-earth...despite her astronomic butt and breast size...that would lead you to believe she is shallower than a kiddie pool...and he must be pimping her out Holiday Inn style.

I mean the date he ended pimping was never clear, right? Not to mention that he always surrounded himself with women who looked like Coco...half naked and what not.

Who knows what these people do for shits and giggles when they get bored? Play golf. Go fishing. Pimp some hoes.

 So.

Why is he one of the funniest human beings?

How about this:

"When you're a light skin brother with gray eyes, you just don't walk around smiling!"

Or this:


"When Ice gets romantic? He says things like, bitches blow their motherfucking ear drums out! Trying to reach your level."

And this one too:


"Lindsay Lohan goes to court more than the fuckin gangsters and gangbangers I know…slow down homegirl."

During President Obama's campaign for presidency in 2008, he told everyone that he wasn't endorsing him. In fear that his association with our president would hurt his campaign. So, instead he would vote for McCain. Ha!

The minute Soulja Boy's music invaded our radios with that 'crank that soulja boy' nonsense. Ice T reminded the entire country that Soulja Boy's music is garbage. He is destroying hip hop...then he told Soulja Boy to eat a dick.

I found this twitter beef on the Web a while ago:



I mean, only real gangstas go in hard on innocent little white girls this way. I love him even more for the ruthlessness! It is so cold. He gives mercy to no one!

I feel like he coined the phrase 'eat a dick' too.

I look forward to hearing what he says next, because it's always something wild.