Saturday, September 17, 2011

Hater Alert! Miss France Speaks Out on Miss Angola's Miss Universe Win


Miss France is throwing shade at Miss Angola right now.

Haters, boy!

Here is what she had to say about her winning the crown:

"She was the only girl I didn’t know very well. We didn’t see her much; she was very discreet. She was often in jeans and not wearing makeup. We were all surprised by her win. Many girls made efforts that were not rewarded. I don’t know, something is missing in her temperament. The fact that the competition was held in Brazil surely played a role.”

Damn girl! Bitter much?

And what was missing in her temperament exactly?

The ability to act like a thirsty hoe? I understand these women have to mingle, but what did she want from the girl? To reveal the insides of her uterus and social security number??

I mean, seriously. Since when was it a crime, not to get a boob and nose job, or remove your ribs to make your waist look smaller?

I'm going to assume that she's really mad that she didn't walk around smiling and kissing each and every one of those phony women and judges, like she did. Pissed that she did not spend three hours in her bathroom painting makeup on her face. Heated that she refused to wear dresses that required her to suck in her stomach for 12 hours each day. And to top it off, the anti-hoe had the nerve NOT to walk around in excruciatingly painful heels during their time in Sao Paulo.

I get it.

Girl, Bye!!!! Go sit your ass down in a corner somewhere and eat some Grey Poupon!

*Next time don't try so hard.

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